____________A True Story____________
It is just amazing how much garbage there is on the Internet today.
Everybody has
the perfect plan for the perfect program
that's going to make me an armchair millionaire. |
Isn't it wonderful how all of these people are so thoughtful that they make me the offer to get rich fast without having to do anything but join their program. They'll do all of the work, I'll sit in my recliner at home and watch my bank account grow almost out of control!
I'll be able to earn a 6 figure income (every month!) and I won't have to lift a finger or break a sweat! I am so grateful to all of those wealthy and wonderful people who are willing to share all of this fortune with me, for a minimal fee.
They will even, if I want, teach me all of their marketing techniques!
My name is Bobby Keating and I have been researching the Internet and all that it has to offer for about 15 years now. I have literally seen thousands of these 'make money right now' programs come ----- and go. They all use the same 'catch phrases' and hype (which turns out to be a load of bovine fertilizer.) Promising everything and delivering nothing, nada, zilch, squat! (except for the loss of my time, my effort and my money)
There are some very skillful copywriters out there (people who write sales copy for ads and web sites) They can not only talk an eskimo into investing in an ice farm but they'll teach you how to do the same - for a minimal fee, of course. I am overcome by the magnanimity and overt generosity of these Internet Millionaires.
I decided to do a little research. ( This took months but) I contacted hundreds of these armchair millionaire affiliates of these programs and after talking for a while found out that they hadn't quite made it yet but that their 'up line' sponsor had promised that if they stuck with it and screamed the offer at everyone within three feet of them, they'd be rolling in dough in no time.
Most of the marketing techniques that these 'up line sponsors' teach are a load of rehashed garbage that just simply does nothing more than keep you busy while they try to get you to upgrade and spend more money.
Can anybody relate to this?
The amazing part of this is that everyday thousands upon thousands of anxious Web surfers fall for the hype. You see, the majority of these hype-mongers, I mean copywriters, are truly experts - at getting you to spend your money. Unfortunately, what they teach you doesn't work. They don't teach you the truth. Now this does not apply to ALL copywriters. There are some, I admit, who are spot on and truly do offer useful products and services. The major problem is how do you tell the sheep from the wolves? Who is telling the truth and who is coating you with a layer of BF (bovine fertilizer) so thick that you can't see the truth? How do you separate the wheat from the tares? How do you discern the truth?
It does not take a PhD in psychology to know that everybody can use more money and an easier lifestyle. Everyone wants to spend more time with his or her kids or to take vacations. Everyone wants a better car, a bigger home and enough cash to pay for educating himself/herself or his/her children. These are givens. Most Internet marketers know this and appeal to the web site visitors' greed and not his need. They think that the average Joe or JoAnne is only slightly above the mental level of a chimp (with enough money to waste on buying their product.)
Well, I said all of that to say this.
After all of my years of research, frustration, aggravations, spending 'hard earned' money on what turned out to be useless garbage, I have found a solution. The funny part (the strange not comical part) is that it was right underneath my nose the whole time and I couldn't see it! (not to imply that my nose is too big to see over or around!) and...
I am willing to share this with you (not for $69.95, not for $39.95, not even for $19.95!) Unbelievable? I am going to share what I have learn for a whopping
$0.00!
That a "0" followed by two more "0"'s |
No, that is not a misprint. All I want in return is for you to give me permission to send you a few emails (it's a mini course in marketing that I have put together - this is not a rehash of the lies and garbage that is already out there, guaranteed.)
Just fill in the form below with your name and a valid email address (you won't get the juicy bits if you put in a bad email address.) and I'll email you with the rest of the info that you need (minus the hype and BF)
With each email message you'll receive a verse from the Holy Bible, an inspirational message and some very useful marketing information.
Also, after you hit the submit button, you'll receive a confirmation email to which you must respond or I'll send Guido to your house I mean, or you will not receive this 'life changing' information. Also you will be re-directed to my favorite web site where you can learn even more! (and faster)
Thank you and I pray that you will begin to realize all of the blessings that God has already ordained for you.
Pastor Bobby
Ephesians 1:3 " Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who has
blessed us in the heavenly realms with every spiritual blessing in
Christ." (All blessings begin as spiritual blessings. God has already ordained them and they await in the 'heavenly realms'. In God's Holy Bible, He has not only given us the promises but He has also given us the directions and instructions for us to realize those spiritual blessings here in this physical world. It is up to each of us to diligently study His Holy Word in order for us to realize those blessings.) - Pastor Bobby Keating
AS AN ADDED BONUS, please accept a copy of Pastor Bobby's New Book "Conflict Resolution - A Study of Solomon's Proverbs" simply for receiving the Marketing Mini-Course! There will be a download link in your confirmation email.
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